My Random Ass Blog

Apr 20

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

Apr 20

emofthewest:

This is like the cutest thing

Apr 20

taco-bell-rey:

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

she can’t hold it back anymore

Apr 20

keystonestate-dudecore:

how-we-both-wondrously-perish:

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

Apr 20

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

dirtytmntconfessions:

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…………………….OH MY GOD

Because THE SHIP IS REAL TO US!!

Apr 20

bobs-burgers-gifs:

Louise Belcher: Queen of Sarcasm - S3xE01

Apr 20

centerfudge:

his leg goes up like a girl omfg he’s so in love

Apr 20
helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

Apr 20

ruinedchildhood:

Rugrats was deep.

Apr 20
fanficcritic:

riddlepanda:

badrover:

sharphoe:

sparkyhopper:

draschel:

protodan:

henry gale in my ass
um

Sad in my ass

Lights & Thunder in my ass.

…
…
I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass in my ass.

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me in my ass.

FYI I Wanna F Your A in the ass

Sound of Silence In the Ass

Call Me Master in my ass.. ._.

fanficcritic:

riddlepanda:

badrover:

sharphoe:

sparkyhopper:

draschel:

protodan:

henry gale in my ass

um

Sad in my ass

Lights & Thunder in my ass.

I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass in my ass.

A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me in my ass.

FYI I Wanna F Your A in the ass

Sound of Silence In the Ass

Call Me Master in my ass.. ._.

Apr 20
heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

Apr 20
peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

Apr 20

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

Apr 20

otakufantasizer asked: In which a normal random teenage individual, as in someone who's not a character in the tmnt show but a civillian, loses a bet and is made to text a random number by pressing random, well, numbers. That random number just so happens to be one of the turtles' and they proceed to have a funny conversation together.

textsfromturtles:

dglari:

textsfromturtles:

oh no now I have a whole headcanon about who jim is, curse my over active imagination. 

Why thank you Shrine, now I need a fanfic.

Sorry! I know, one is already in my head too! I don’t even like writing OCs you know that. And yet…

Apr 20